When online shopping goes very, very wrong

About a month ago, I ordered such a cute top online!

modfancy advertised top
What I thought I bought.

I thought it would be a great way to welcome spring and welcome myself back home after my residency. Nice golden-yellow linen/cotton fabric, those ginormous polka dots, the way they look rough at the edges, like they’re painted on.

I would look cute and carefree, kinda like this, only with more of me in the shirt because, well, there’s more of me.

Catalog shot of polka dot top
How I’d look, more or less.

I should have known, when I ordered from this company (let’s call them Bodpantsy), that something wouldn’t be right: I had to order a size 4X because that was the size tied to my actual measurements.

But I was caught off guard because the company I bought from was advertising in my Instagram feed under a name that sounds like Modcloth, a reputable company that I’ve ordered from several times, always with great success. Some of Modcloth’s clothes are in British sizing, which is larger than my US size. And I was hurrying, and didn’t do my research. I clicked “buy.”

The package arrived, and, well, it looks a little different than I’d envisioned. Not so much “artsy boho,” more like “weird clown.”

Chalk it up to the color (French’s mustard instead of dijon), the size and number of polka dots, the neck (awkwardly midthroat), the length (almost knee-length, like a dress, instead of hip length), and oh yes, the material, which is a see-through, slippery cotton-poly blend instead of the rough linen-look of the ad.

Also the buttons that don’t go all the way down.

Also the stitching that looks, as my husband described it, “like your mom made you a shirt for a gift, only your mom doesn’t know how to sew.”

What the heck IS this thing? What’s it made of?

Who knows!

You don’t need to know the fabric. All you need to know is 4X.

I could return it, though. No worries!

"Bodpantsy"'s return policy which says returns are allowed within 15 days.

It was as simple as they said. Almost.

First, I had to explain why in an email.

Then I had to send photos.

Then they broke the news to me.

Email that says the company would refund $5 if I don't send it back to China. And I can give the shirt to a friend. Signed by someone named Sherlock.

Shipping costs like $15 or more to send back to China. I’m starting to hate them … and kicking myself.

When I complained about that offer—and assured “Sherlock” (nice one, “Bodpantsy”) that my friends wouldn’t think this shirt was a nice gift, they re-bid:

Email saying they will refund $10 if I keep it and save shipping fees. Also from Sherlock.

I pushed them, but they wouldn’t budge. And you might be surprised to find that I haven’t gotten my $10 back yet.

howie mandel omg GIF by America's Got Talent

I’ve learned a lot in the process, though.

Did you know you can file a dispute with PayPal? You can!

But that doesn’t mean they’ll grant it. I was so pleased with myself for buying something with “real money” using PayPal instead of using a credit card, but PayPal thinks the shirt is fine.

Uh huh. Real sorry.

Also, it’s literally not materially similar” to the seller’s description!

Although technically, since I don’t know WTF the actual shirt is made of, I don’t have proof that it’s not “cotton” as listed online.

I also learned that it’s illegal to sell garments in the US without a label that specifies the fiber content and a care label. In a nutshell:

Federal labeling requirements for textile and wool products, enforced by the FTC, require that most of these products have a label listing the fiber content, country of origin and identity of the manufacturer or another business responsible for marketing or handling the item.1Fur products have label requirements as well.2 Care labels for clothing are required by another rule enforced by the FTC.3

FTC, Threading Your Way Through Labeling Requirements Under the Textile and Wool Acts. https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/business-center/guidance/threading-your-way-through-labeling-requirements-under-textile#1

It’s not very likely that the FTC will opt to fine Bodpantsy for their activities, but they could:

Failing to provide reliable care instructions and warnings for the useful life of an item is a violation of the FTC Act. Violators are subject to enforcement actions and penalties of up to $16,000 for each offense. In enforcement actions, the FTC contends that each mislabeled garment is a violation. Since 1990, the FTC has brought 16 enforcement actions; 15 were resolved by settlements and one was litigated. Penalties have ranged as high as $300,000.


I’ve also learned that Facebook believes this kind of advertising is not legitimate and has removed the advertiser.

Instagram doesn’t care—in fact, doesn’t even have any useful dispute categories to check the deceptive advertising behavior. “Bodpantsy” continues to promote garments on Instagram. You’ll see in the comments questions about the item, and the company leaves those comments. But responses that provide actual information (such as the site is not providing good quality material) are deleted.

They remove negative comments on their own site, too.

Can you tell this has me steamed??

Anyway, a friendly reminder to you and even more to myself. Before you buy online, check a few things:

  • Check the return policy. Scan carefully for any weird language that might indicate the company doesn’t have a location in your country.
  • Look at “about us” and “policies” to be sure there aren’t inconsistencies that indicate the company might not be what it says it is.
  • On their website, do you see only 5-star reviews? I know this SO WELL with companies like Amazon, but I got lazy—but all positive reviews likely means they are deleting any less-than-stellar feedback.
  • Buy with a credit card, not PayPal, so you might have a little more leverage in getting a refund.
  • And you can’t trust Instagram advertising. Go figure!

Meanwhile, anyone want a mustard-colored, polka-dot tent? “Bodpantsy” assures me all my friends and relatives would love to have it as a gift!

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